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"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
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May, 13 2010
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BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
This is an SMS
This is an SMS
Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai
Asli sentence hai,
This is a SMS
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!
Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?
Boy: Not now, its Raining....
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai
Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet
Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
bhikari 1 rupia ded
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Part 2
Part 2
iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"
Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
A man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
A simple bye make us cry,
A simple bye make us cry,
A simple joke make us laugh,,
Simple care make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!
Aam ZindAgi-
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
BIWI k kharche se tang
BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."
BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,
SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "
Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,
JiSkO KarnA Hy..
.
.
.
.
Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
flying papers mul
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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