Interviewee

Interviewee
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
  

May, 26 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2202 views       Funny

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Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".



Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.
Friends are like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U
:#: A friend

ll is like

( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar





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uski.


BAJATAY RAHO..;-)