3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
  

May, 12 2010     447 chars (3 sms)     3064 views       Funny

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Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,









Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Elan-e-Aam ...

Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko Dain ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.