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3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
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3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
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Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????
MAWA LEE ... ;->
Nahi PLZ
Nahi PLZ
Neechy Mat Jao na
Kuch Ho Jaye Ga
PLZ
Dekho Mat Karo
Maan Jao Na PLZ
Warna
...Ho Jaye Ga
PLZ Mat Jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho Gaya Na
SMS Khatam...;>
Agar Salim Ne
Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?
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Mogli - Aazam ...
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Considering his
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
X Kuze Me
X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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