A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.