3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

May, 12 2010 447 chars (3 sms) 2431 views Funny

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Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!

koi sui mangy hum teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"

bankey mian ki qawali hy sab se nirali

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->

kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

1st Friend:

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??

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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

Ek Chooha Maarna Hai

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P

"HOYE"

"OYE"

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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.

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BOY: sochne ko?
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