Boss: (to employee

Boss: (to employee
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
  

May, 18 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2824 views       Funny

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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
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Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
Its So Common To HEar...

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?


So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai









Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
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They got married and now he is going through hell.
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..