sach ka samna me mat jana

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

May, 05 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2690 views Funny

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Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

please help

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I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.

Teacher To 16

Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

a man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

Hum janday paye

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yeh arzoo hai meri y

yeh arzoo hai meri y

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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god made a daylight

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padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
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patient doctor you

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Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

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