sach ka samna me mat jana

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

May, 05 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2499 views Funny

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Kareena Ne

Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com

What happens when a lion Roars?

What happens when a lion Roars?

Think....

Think harder....

Its easy!!

Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

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Looks Back At D Guy

I’m Not Sad For Being Single

I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
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"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Teacher : "

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

seedhi baat

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

"Mujhe Dhundo"fu

"Mujhe Dhundo"

"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
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"AB RAHNE DO"
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23rd March
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Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
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Wat Does A Witch

Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service

2 Friends . . . See & Saw

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Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->

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