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10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
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Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Wo Aisay bachai k
Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?
Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga
Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Sharab ek bimari hai
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo
SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo
Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro
Hum SmS K KiñG Hain
Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
an unmarried girls request
An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye
"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P
''If you think there
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
Maa Bache Baich
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He
Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He
Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi
Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
God Created Millions
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..
But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.
Then He Started
Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Aik rikshaw ke peche
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Husband to a newly wed wife!
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?
To Zardari ne Kaha
BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
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