sach ka samna me mat jana

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

May, 05 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2446 views Funny

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Koi ladki hume thukraaye,

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.

GOOD NEWS 4 U

My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.

k aap ka naam

N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->

hight of hasrut w

Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

Ek bacha dorta howa

Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->

Few excellent FRIENDs

Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs

Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

moti biwi

chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

Pathan

Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

.

2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!

Sharabi

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

"ABEY OYEEEEE"

"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?

M

MA

MARZI.

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sach ka samna me mat jana

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