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sach ka samna me mat jana
sach ka samna me mat jana
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
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Na hawa na saya hai,
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,
company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun
A.O.A!
How Are You?
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,
Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.
You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
"Don''t Love
Love Tip:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
heer main tumhary
Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...
Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->
KUTTA KHA GAYA
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Karachi girl to boy
Karachi girl to boy
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Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,
Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,
Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Salesman :
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
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