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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
  

May, 18 2010     247 chars (2 sms)     2449 views       Funny

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To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA
A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??


BCOZ


NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION



F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING


MA

MA

MA

MA

MA
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.


Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...


Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->