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It satisfies ur mind,
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It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
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Bantas advise:-
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
the day i will die and go out of ur life
the day i will die and go out of ur life
then
buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money
u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Sardarji was asked,
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse
Open with Love.
Kuch kehna hai apse
.
Dar lag raha hy
.
Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae
.
Wohi 3 lafz
.
Mind to nai kro gay?
"INSAN BAN JAO"
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