School vs University School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua, School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come, Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr, School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy, Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de, School=Class test me star, Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
