School vs University School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua, School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come, Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr, School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy, Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de, School=Class test me star, Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
