A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain, Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun? Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai, Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi. Samjhdar Like Kare
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!