Question : "Pizza Hut"

Question : "Pizza Hut"
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
  

May, 19 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2710 views       Funny

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Mein 500 Sms
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B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.