Question : "Pizza Hut"

Question : "Pizza Hut"
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
  

May, 19 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2597 views       Funny

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" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)

I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN


But….


Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic


Think



Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"