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Question : "Pizza Hut"
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
  
May, 19 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     3411 views       Funny

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Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
Raheem: (Baap)
Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->
aankhen
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...
Wat''s the similarity between
Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....





Sweet,



cool,




good,



easily available



And



Biggest similarity...









Dhakkan. . .
tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
''Jab jab aati hai aap
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,


jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai
1 memon subha so ko utha to


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
happy anniversary an
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

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