Question : "Pizza Hut"

Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........

May, 19 2010 98 chars (1 sms) 3170 views Funny

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1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

its a nice feeling w

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

What is Love???

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

akeli ja rahi thi zn

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou.

Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga

BAy Sharam

BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down

i say Don''t Scrol down

Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye

K B C

K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...

ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->

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