Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
  

May, 26 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     1882 views       Funny

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy

U r Sad

Not Feeling Well

And

U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet


Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?













U Are Suffering From
VITAMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .

Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..




Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Tum


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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.