Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

May, 26 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 1818 views Funny

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Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne prhaya
1 sasu ma
1 w0 jis k bare main ami kehti hain,
"A Rati 2 vajay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.

i will never go through a red light

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

its your birthday t

It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.

Mat doondna mujhe

Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

..

..

kyon ki

thand bahut hai

.

..

...

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.

Ye scooty kab li

Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.

Wait . . . Cool

Wait . . .

Cool

Relaxe

Ok

Ready

Steady

Get

Set

Start

1

2

3

Now Delete The Msg. . .

Time Pass Tha. . . ;->

Begum Sb Blanket Khirki

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -

a day will come

A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna

''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/

U knw wt?

U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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