Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

May, 26 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2728 views Funny

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

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You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
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Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
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Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

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Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
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someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
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So Simple

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Judge: why r u arrested?

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