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Preliminary
Investigation :
The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
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Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Molvi
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,
Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
meaning of pakistan
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
''''HUSBAND:
''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...
faraz
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
nature rich
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi
Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost
Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur
Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?
Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
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