Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

May, 12 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 2379 views Funny

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Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!

Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2

Altaaf Husain ;->

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

don ki car se cheeni nikaalna

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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)

Woh chham chham kark

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

''Aya re larkiyon

''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

''What are 3 words

''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :

Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia

Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->

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