U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

Really good lookin

Very SmartSo Delightful

More like a Celebrity

I walked nearer...

Damn !

THESE MIRRORS YAAR!

May, 22 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 1995 views Funny

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Wife : " Suniye ji !

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

piyarey or aziz dosto

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...

Best sms of the Year.

Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...

A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)

SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO

SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
TUM
SAB
SUN
HI
LO
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PLEAS
SUN
LO
YAAR
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->

as i watched da ants

As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .

pathan & manager

Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

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U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

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