Ravan ki 20 aankhein

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

May, 22 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 2361 views Funny

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Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

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Pathan ki Maa pathan se

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THE GREATEST GIFT

THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

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Mother''s Quote

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Thomas Edison''s Mother:
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Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
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Michelangelo''s:
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Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Because It Was

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Ravan ki 20 aankhein

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