Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
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Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->
Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.
Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?
Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.
2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
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Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p