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Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< Asif Ali Zardari >

May, 14 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 7581 views Funny

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Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!

sab ko send krain

“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D

Wat''s D Best Punishment

Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?

Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..

KAKA GAL SUN

(-.-)/’
<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
(-.-)/’
<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal

Love Is Second

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !

But The Fact Is That

Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->

Man: How old is your father?

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

pathan and faraz

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Pandit ne ap k mobile

Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..

Dil Chahta Hy K I

Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sab Se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon

Par

Kya

Karun

Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess

Pakistan railway track

u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.

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