Golden Words:

Golden Words:
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
  

May, 14 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     8387 views       Funny

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Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??





Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D


Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''
I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit


I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

Clean WoRlD.
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
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