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May, 20 2010
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dazz dazz dazz da
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
Najane log q darte hain,
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
definition for human being
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
height of foolishness
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
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