Boys Philosphy . . .

Boys Philosphy . . .
Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2779 views       Funny

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Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Your Arms Were Always Open When I Needed A Hug.

Your Heart Understood When I Needed A Friend.

Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I Needed A Lesson.

Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''



Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.