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Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
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Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
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kamyab insan banne
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
''''MARRIAGE''''
''''MARRIAGE''''
Is Nature''s Way
Of Preventing
''''PEOPLE''''
From Fighting With
''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->
do u know wht is mobile
do u know wht is mobile
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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
Wat Does A Witch
Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service
Girl:
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
LAHORE Or KARACHI
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....
Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
bijli chali gai
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai
jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai
jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai
majboor hoker socha
khudkushi ker loon
per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
Funniest Fact ...
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
main khud bhi usay b
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Tera Fone Number Kya Hai
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen
Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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