william mufta

william mufta


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
  

May, 05 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2650 views       Funny

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Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main


Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main


Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon









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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan

Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be Continued..

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I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein


Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!


Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)