lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
  

May, 05 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2764 views       Funny

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