lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
  

May, 05 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3053 views       Funny

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''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
urdu ki book main likhaa hay





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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna


Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna


Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




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Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He