lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
  

May, 05 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2516 views       Funny

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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



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When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->