Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!