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lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
  
May, 05 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2716 views       Funny

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Getting married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
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"Duzzzzz"






Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Wife Running After


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Arz Kia Hai..
Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
Aik Bacha Boht
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..?

Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
How will a compute
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

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