Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

May, 18 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 3339 views Funny

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pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

what did clive

what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??

i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..

acording 2 a recent

Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)

result

Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.

('_')
<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

Wife Pointing At

Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...

ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->

Din Main Sota Hy

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

shahbaz sharif z

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->

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