Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
  

May, 18 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     3243 views       Funny

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ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?

Student : Jii, Pehle Butt

Phr Rajput

Phr Darzi

Aur

Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?


Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->