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Singer To His Neighbor:
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Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
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May, 18 2010
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A successful man is
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
Na Barish Na Toofan
Na Barish
Na Toofan
Na Bomb Blast
Na Strike
Na Jalse Juloos
Na Muzahiray
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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..
sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Translate into english.
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
Most innocent
Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".
Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
whats the main reas
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
To The S.H.O,
To
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Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
what is faster than
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
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