Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
  

May, 18 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2995 views       Funny

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Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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nahin..???.
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plzz chek it again...!!
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checked..??????
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r u sure..???
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
I Was Standing In The Park


Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
Jaan
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Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
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