Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
  

May, 18 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     3043 views       Funny

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Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


Or..


Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha


Or Tere...


Msg Wsg..
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

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Pehchan

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Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.
Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,
Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num
Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS
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Receve Karen
Shukria:-)
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.

sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"








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