A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071
"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"
**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
