Ajeb shakhs tha

Ajeb shakhs tha
Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
sawal karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..

Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''

magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2163 views       Funny

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(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,



mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''


Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do


Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;


"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!