Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
  

May, 17 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2610 views       Funny

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Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!




ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha

Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
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/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...
ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D