Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.

May, 17 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 3276 views Funny

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"Khalid Is A SMS STAR.!!

apsa koi haseen

apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen

Apsey pehley kaheen

hum ney dekhey hein kayeen

Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

techr agr 1 aur 1 2

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->

What Is difference

What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

Colour of underwear

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear

Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Kash koi "exam result"

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta

~ Truth ~

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->

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Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->

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Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

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