Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.

May, 17 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 3025 views Funny

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Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

No ...

Socho...

Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Socho....

maa badaulat!

Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Friends Are like

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

MERE SmS Milay?

MERE SmS Milay?
Nahi Milay to ye Lo
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Lo chotay Sms
sms sms sms
ye lo remix
SmS sMs smS
stylish wale Bhi Loo
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Bas?
Now your turn

film releaze ho rahi hai libas

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Only True Friends

Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

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Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

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