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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen
RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai
Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana
Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti
Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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a mathmatical question
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
ng Is Possible
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?
Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya
Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.
Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"
Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
Silly Gurlz... ;->
Naya Daur ...
Naya Daur ...
Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!
Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
I Haven''t Tasted Food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
mobile ko qabz ki shikayat hai
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai
Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy
2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga
Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Gold Rate Keeps
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..
Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Deliverd a Baby.
Doctor sent Him SMS,
"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired !!
Definition of "WIFE"..............
Definition of "WIFE"..............
"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
jungle me raheta hon
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon
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