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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen
RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai
Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana
Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti
Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
1st Frnd :
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
''Banane Wale ne
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..
Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...
Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
"Sunehri Baat"
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
Mazaaq Mat Urrao
Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
Remeber
Remeber
No Matter How Bad You Are
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You Are Not Totally Useless ...
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You Can Still Be Used As
A
"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,
wah wah
Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
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Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
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Mobillink
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Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko
Durr Fittay Moou
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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