Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .

May, 17 2010 367 chars (3 sms) 2831 views Funny

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~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S POEM ~

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

''''Kia aap k mobile

''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai

Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''

dhoni yaha bhi hai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

?

Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

God has given Eyes:

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Islmabad Airport Par PIA

Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
Husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

panjwein din honee lardai

dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Lage Raho

Lage Raho
.
.
.
Lage Raho
.
.
.
Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
.
.
.
Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
.
.
.
Lage Raho
.
.
.
Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->

When I was a kid

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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