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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen
RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai
Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana
Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti
Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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Positive Thinking:
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
if 1=5 2=25
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
before scrollin think.
answer is 1
Remember 5=1
1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"
All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA
Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai
Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
husband wife
Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
zinda raha to tumhar
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Women recall every
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
Ek bari ek bhikhari
Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
A boy n girl
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
Mere sath chalo gi
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
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