Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!