Young Son:

Young Son:
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
  

May, 19 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2451 views       Funny

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Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


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Ans-SHANTI


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''


Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."