Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

May, 19 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2670 views Funny

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''Kuch tey perday

''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''

Once bread and butter

Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->

Cute… Good looking…

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''

chill maro or jungli bn k raho

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

N o t h i n g

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

Angel askd a man

Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

''Aankhon main nami t

''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->

Shakila: Kal

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn

Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na

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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->

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