Sardar enters

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

May, 22 2010 244 chars (2 sms) 3385 views Funny

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Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
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Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI

get married

Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but

f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-

Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om

Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.

Wat''s the similarity between

Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

acha to phir kal time se aa jana

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

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What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!

Sehwag Was Bowling

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

No ...

Socho...

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