Sardar enters

Sardar enters
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
  

May, 22 2010     244 chars (2 sms)     2667 views       Funny

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k hath 1
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bheja hy

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k zarye 1
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FURSAT
mily to
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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

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Bcoz..


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