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Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2314 views       Funny

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Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??


Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM



After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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ANSWER
BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."


Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->


A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->