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2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

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2nd man:This is my 1st time.

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Q - What is the Difference

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.

TUM SACHE,

TUM

SACHE,

PYARE,

IMANDAR,

SAMAJDAR,

AQALMAND,

SHAREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

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Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
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engineers b delivry kar sakty hain

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

A Public Service Message For U

A Public Service Message For U

"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."

Message Brought To You By

"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

KaASsh...

KaASsh...

aaj thori barish ajaye...

Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...

Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...

Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->

dua dil mein maangi thi

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Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar

Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad

Tum Ne

"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

memon apne bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

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