Itna busy b na raha karo,

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

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Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

taarif karun kya aapki???.....

taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .

N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .

I Will Miss U Yaar . . .

''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

Lalu: Rabri,

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!

Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.

My Eyes Miss u

My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain

Last nite i had a dream.

Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->

son daadi ap kya tv

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

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