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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
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May, 12 2010
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"Sunehri Baat"
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
dar khulay hain sharab khano k,
"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,
Band hotel hoey pathano k."
mere dil ko cheer gai
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Yaar Ye Dekh...
Yaar
Ye Dekh...
Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
WAPDA
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
Once Upon A Time...
Once Upon A Time...
A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.
Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB
Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
''On this special day
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy
I would like to express
My appreciation and care
For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world
Wont you please be my valentine''
Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
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