Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

May, 12 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2726 views Funny

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Peak Freans sooper''

Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,

Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
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I always pray 4u that.

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

Buhot Ache

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

1 Gang Thi..

1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)

mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

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PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Her side

and

Offcourse the Right side.... ;->

When ur life is in darkness pray to Go

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

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