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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
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May, 12 2010
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source of vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
akhiyan udeek diyan
akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,
Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
BoY At Bus StoP saying
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:
Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it
Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it
Face is a book - try to read it
Love is precious - dont miss it
Frendship is a mirror - dont break it
What Will You Find
What Will You Find
inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???
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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->
tumhari yaad to mujh
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,
JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
udas kyun kar rahy h
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
bryour birth day i
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
why do we dress baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
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