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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
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May, 12 2010
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
''jee kia chaheyeh
''jee kia chaheyeh
haan kia chaheyeh???
msg parhna hai?
ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo
yeh mesg hee tu hai''
The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Faraz In Arabic;
Faraz In Arabic;
Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaa
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.
kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.
isi lye kehtay hain
bachay 2 hi achay
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Miss Callen Martay
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Arz kiya hai....
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Ha
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho
Tou Aap
Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain
Magar Plz
Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .
After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
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