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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
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May, 12 2010
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The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart
If U Save, U Agree I m Smart
If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart
&
If U Delete It
Simply
U''re Jealous
Coz
I m Smart ;->
PAthAn 2 BosS
PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!
BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...
1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..
2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
Ladies N Gentalmen
Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
Arz Kia Hai
Arz Kia Hai
Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
Wife On Wedding
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "
Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
students are very bright! ; )
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
tip of da day 3
"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
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