Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
  
May, 12 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3200 views       Funny

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aur



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Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



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