Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

May, 12 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3524 views Funny

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''Lab khamosh hote hain

''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''

aap sherwaani main aik dam

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.

''Crime doesn''t pay..

''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''

Bakri chari pahar

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->

1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

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send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''

Woh hamein dekh ker

Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...

Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...

Phir yoon hua k....

Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-

agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
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Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)

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