Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
