Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-

May, 19 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2016 views Funny

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Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

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kya yaad nahi kuch yaad nahi,
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.Teri yaad mein sab kuch
bhool gaye
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Kya bhool gaye kuch yaad nahi:]

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

What R U Searching

What R U Searching

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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->

meri jhukki nazroon

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

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Raat main
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Office main
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Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?

S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->

Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Read Properly

Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya

Rumba Zumba

Timbak Tumbak

Gubba Jubba

Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu...

Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)

Easy Ways to Die :

Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->

In logon kee samajh nahee

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
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parosi!!!!

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?

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Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

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