Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2445 views       Funny

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''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???










When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees









































And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?













coz










Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
(-.-)/’
<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
(-.-)/’
<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal
Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
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MORTEIN.... ;->