Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

May, 21 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2813 views Funny

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Ek Faqeer Ne

Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khoob Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete Ko Birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

depressed boy asked an old man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

A Man Has A Crow . . .

A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???

Any Guesses

Don’t Know

He Calls It

My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
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Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

Tmhara farz hai dalna

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

"VOTE"

Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

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B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

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Bindas hoke Jeenay

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