Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

May, 21 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3094 views Funny

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Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Kajol is a terrorist

Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D

Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko

Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->

Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"

Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

teacher who is the

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena

Whatâ€™s The Height Of Hope

Whatâ€™s The Height Of Hope

Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

â€œMAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONEDâ€ ;->

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

pakistanion ki pehch

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?

Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!

I Said Stop..!!

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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!

ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !

sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

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