Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

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May, 21 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2898 views Funny

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Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''

SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...

ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

a neighbor loses his job

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)

jiddat k iss daur me

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein

Sardar Dharakt pe

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".

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