Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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May, 25 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     1998 views       Funny

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Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have A Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''


Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!