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May, 18 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 1982 views Funny

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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again

Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??

bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

Red ROSE pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

insaniyat ko pizza

Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!

Don''t Wonder

I Tell You The Reason

Because

Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)

''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

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