O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
  

May, 20 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2175 views       Funny

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Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana
5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks


But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!


Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D


What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)


If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.