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O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
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O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
have we ever realized
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,
''STUDENT''
&
''DYING'' :-)
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
aik dafa pathan nay
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy
phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy
Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati
phir apna
ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
Love in France IS A COMEDY
Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
i know a lot about
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly
Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->
A punjabi women i
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Masoom Dhamki:
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
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