Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye

Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar

Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2588 views Funny

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Dabbey mai Dabba

Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-

Teacher:

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.

Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

She Came..

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...

Mam
Attendance...!

I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz

I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz

Whn I c Some Faults
In Them

I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That

"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,

Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,

Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,

Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

v ek khan zameen per l

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.

tum sunya ki bad surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

The guy who

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.

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