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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
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gadha masjid main ghus gia
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia
saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita
wah! wah! wah! wah
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,
MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,
ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,
ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?
"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."
us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???
""APNA BANAYA
OR
CHOR DIYA...''
Question To Pathan:
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.
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KYUN K
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Sleeping Near Drainage,
Dog Biting Twice,
Travelling In Govt Bus..
R A Million Times Better Than
Believing A Girl! ;-)
1 Bacha ZONG K Office
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
Rukain Abhi Delete mat karye ga.
Rukain
Abhi Delete mat karye ga.
Neechay karain
Or Neechay
Thora Or Neechay
Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
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