Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,

Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3689 views       Funny

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A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya::: 1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge………. 2.SMS muskura k padenge…………. 3.niche mat padna……………. ………… ……… ……………………….. ……….. Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,

Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.

Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''


Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->