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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Larki apney BF se!
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..
Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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.
.
aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
''Chappal chhoti ho to
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
In World,we
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
*KUCH LOG*
*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
''News: 3 Chimps
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
MaiN GooNgA h00N
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,
MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,
Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,
Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,
Or..
Rait
per
Likha
.
.
MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
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