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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
Pathan Larki Se
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
biggest mystery of m
Biggest Mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But stil...
X is unknown!!!
any degree of shaterring
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
''Neem k 4 patte lo
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Don"t keep me in your " EYES "
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "
I may fall as
" Tears "
Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
" MIND "
Because
Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:
"Never make the same mistake twice..
Bcoz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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