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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Larki apne B.F. se:
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
apna mobile uthao h
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
Angry boss:
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Men''ll never
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.
And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.
Do u understand?
Napolean says
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
Latest News On GeO. . .
Latest News On GeO. . .
"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .
Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "
GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
1 Chotey Bache
1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:
"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,
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Warid
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.
BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.
NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
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