Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

May, 14 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3540 views Funny

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Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

Aik Nars ka Mangaitar

Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Woman on date with husband''s best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

gadho par research ki hai

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''

jisko jitni sugar chahiye ho

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

Attendence

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

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