Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko

Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,



Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
  

May, 25 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta


Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK