Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2672 views Funny

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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

If Somebody Comes &

If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.

Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

One day de

One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...

Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....

sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?

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2400 km away from home...!

welcome to sach ka samna

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?

Ans plz

Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,

Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,

Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,

Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

In Life

In
Life

Wen
U
R
Alone

When
U
R
Crying

Wen
U
R
Upset

Wen
U
R
Sad

Jus
Make
A Call
2Me

Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.

Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se

Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.

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