Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3364 views       Funny

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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

&

&

This Is My Kidney

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.