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Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
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Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
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Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Boy To Teacher:
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan
(Naai Ki Dukaan)
door se dekha to s
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
teri dosti main deewane ho gaye
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
,
,
,
Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.
''Udhar aap majboor
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
aisa karoge tou kon ayega
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
.
.
.
.
.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
To, Near Police Station.
To,
Near
Police Station.
Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob
who let you get on t
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
After 03 Days
,
.
Nhi smjhe?
03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge
Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI
So,
In advance,
"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
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