Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2923 views       Funny

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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
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Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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2. Hath me pakro

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WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
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Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
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Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
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Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
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Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->