Mother''s Quote

Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
  

May, 14 2010     484 chars (4 sms)     2522 views       Funny

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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.