!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
  

May, 17 2010     722 chars (5 sms)     2528 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->


Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.