Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
