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Once during the tea break
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Once during the tea break
Once during the tea break
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
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*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
My Heart Problem
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left
I.C.U
Or..?
U C Me !!!
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"
Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
I really deeply
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
Sir 2 Student
Sir 2 Student
What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???
Student:- Sir Both R
Diconnected Wen
There Is
"No Currency"
''AB TO BIJLI BHI
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai
"Mohsin"
.
1 Ghanta Sobha
1 Ghanta Shaam
or
1 Ghanta Raat.....:d
- Mohsin Skywalker -''
When Sardar was
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror
sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,
Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
afridi ne ball ka thread
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
?
?
?
?
Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
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