Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
  

May, 25 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2057 views       Funny

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
isko
Raat
Me
Prhna

Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi

Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho

Ye
Cheating
He

Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo

I''m
da BEST... ;->
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
AaiNdA,







Se,









''sms''












SenD,









KarNE ki koshish karna,
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?













Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!


1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->


The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)