Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

May, 25 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2207 views Funny

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(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"

"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"

Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?

teri zulfon main kh

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

humayun babar k sarey gunnah

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"

Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
.
.
.
.
Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu

kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
.
.
.
Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D

U r 1 Of those

U r

1

Of

those

i

Luv

2

msg

coz

its

fun

2

see

ur

eyes

goes

up

down

up

down

up

down

up

down

What If A Car HadF

What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?

Simple ....

It Wooden Run ... ;->

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->

apni biwi ko 100 ap

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

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