Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

May, 25 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2128 views Funny

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Wat''s the similarity between

Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->

Fight between teeth & tongue;

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

teacher punishing th

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

Mathematician

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"

If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

?

"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

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