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Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.
  
May, 25 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3241 views       Funny

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1 admi mrty waqt dost se



1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Why Do People Say
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
''Main ne to Aaj
''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''
Karachi girl to boy
Karachi girl to boy

"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,

Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,

Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!
There is a great saying ...
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
2days 4cast...
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Ya Allah Ya Rehman Ya Raheem
Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo...

Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)
sood haram hay ;-
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep



Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''

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