LXS 2154

LXS 2154
LXS 2154

LZM 5421

LWA 5421

LEA 8745

Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
  

May, 22 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2358 views       Funny

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Whenever I want to hear your voice,
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Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

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In View Of The
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Does That Refer To
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between "A
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One Minds The Train,
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