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ORIGINAL DON:
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ORIGINAL DON:
ORIGINAL DON:
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
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May, 25 2010
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InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,
Lardki: Choro na,
Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,
Lardki: Choro na, App B.
Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
Collage Ki Ladki.
Collage Ki Ladki.
Ghar Ki Kidki.
Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
apni pasand ka fruit
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,
Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,
Mat rona mere marne par a dost,
Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
teacher, s
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
AaiNdA,
AaiNdA,
Se,
''sms''
SenD,
KarNE ki koshish karna,
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
U came alone pic
U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"
bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi...
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,
"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
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