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May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2490 views Funny

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teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!

shaddi

Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

Men discovered

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

tv on kro multan m

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

agr english movies p

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

girls

Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.

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