Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge? Santa: Shadi Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge? Santa-Dulha Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai Santa- Dulhan