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magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

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DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2383 views Funny

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Aaj Mere Paas

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,

Where did love born

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

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OK

A white horse fell in the mud... :->

Aaj ek din aur jee lo

Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....

Q: Ghairat kia hai.

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

Agar kissi k dil

Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee

tmhara baap tailor hy

Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!

islamiyat ka teacher bachon se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?

Sms Kiya HAi

Sms Kiya HAi

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Rewayat Hai Zamanay Ki

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Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par

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Jin Ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay Ki..!!!

Once bread and butter

Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

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