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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
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May, 05 2010
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
Pani mai whiskey wilao
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
kareena kapoor once said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
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Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
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You Witch''s Child ... ???
Can''t Understand ... !!!
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Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
1-5 years girls love MOM
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)
Repet Once Again
Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
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