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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
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May, 05 2010
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"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''
Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
Mango Orange Banana Grapes
Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
&
Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
Boy:I love u
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
beautiful girls don like to study
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....
.
.
.
.
.
.
They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care
U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love
But
U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd
Who Disturbs U Ne Tym
N
That''s me . . . =)
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir
Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
You are one of the
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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