q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

May, 05 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2118 views Funny

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Zarori Ilan!

Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.

Job In Mobilink

Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .

Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Sundar Larki

Tumhain

Tumhari

Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->

Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!

Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

o kiya kiya, kya

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam

Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam

wa bhai wa

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->

VakEeL:

VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb

IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

Remeber

Remeber

No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

smallest leave application

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga

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