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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
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May, 05 2010
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Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
A Diet Coke
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
A Rose Is Always A Rose
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
Wese to es ko "DAJAL"
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Why does Waheeda
Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
think...........
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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->
Rose,Lotus,
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...
What will you
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
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