q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai


SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
  

May, 05 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2462 views       Funny

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