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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
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q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
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May, 05 2010
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Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy
Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,
aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"
Doosra Aadmi:
"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Husband & Wife Men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
What Is The Meaning Of
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
a day will come
A Day Will Come . . .
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
A Punjab Policeman
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
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Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
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Who cannot remember
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