q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai


SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
  

May, 05 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2934 views       Funny

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
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Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*