Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->

May, 19 2010 219 chars (2 sms) 2810 views Funny

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''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
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Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
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KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
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Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
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Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
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Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?

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Simple.

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Officer: Soldier, do

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