Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
  

May, 19 2010     219 chars (2 sms)     2667 views       Funny

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Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P


Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>


try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!


Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->