Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
  

May, 19 2010     219 chars (2 sms)     2546 views       Funny

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