Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->

May, 19 2010 219 chars (2 sms) 3058 views Funny

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I wish I could show

I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

aap ko 1 word send k

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->

love inspires envy

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers Spite.

Spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)

One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"

Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"

Boy: Papa Sach

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar

Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad

Tum Ne

"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->

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Officer: Soldier, do

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