Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->

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Dil mein maangi thi

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

agar tum mujh sey rutho

agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?

aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"

mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?

pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)

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Officer: Soldier, do

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